Oh,
he's so funny.
Presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) weighed in on the turmoil in Baltimore on Tuesday, standing with police and blaming the violence on a lack of morals in America.
"I came through the train on Baltimore (sic) last night, I'm glad the train didn't stop," he said, laughing, during an interview with conservative radio host Laura Ingraham.
The tireless campaigner against government abuses then blamed the riots in part on "the breakdown of the family structure" and "the lack of fathers" in those neighborhoods, presumably because after such a stressful train trip he picked up Pat Buchanan's luggage by mistake.
As an aside, we weren't able to find any scheduled trains between New York and Washington that do not have a stop in Baltimore. But perhaps we missed one.